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It Counts Even If My Kid Was Sedated, Right?
It Counts Even If My Kid Was Sedated, Right?
Wisdom teeth removal gets mom’s approval
A.J. Cralle (she, her)
May 17
I Owe T-Mobile $720 A Year FOREVER
I Owe T-Mobile $720 A Year FOREVER
My identity is unverifiable
A.J. Cralle (she, her)
May 15
Eat the Laundry Monster: Weird Household and Parenting Hacks You’ve Never Even Considered
Eat the Laundry Monster: Weird Household and Parenting Hacks You’ve...
Snacking on the Clothes Pile = Progress
Lindy Vogel
May 13
Sharing Grandma’s Wisdom on Mother’s Day
Sharing Grandma’s Wisdom on Mother’s Day
That’s what she said
A.J. Cralle (she, her)
May 12
Happy Mother’s Day from the Sweary Mommy Editors❣️❣️❣️
Happy Mother’s Day from the Sweary Mommy Editors❣️❣️❣️
Take the whole f*cking day off
A.J. Cralle (she, her)
May 11
Peanut M&ms Are Protein — and Other Bullshit Excuses You’ll Make For Eating Like a (Pregnant) Hoss
Peanut M&ms Are Protein — and Other Bullshit Excuses You’ll Make Fo...
Realistic Nutritional Solutions in Second & Subsequent Pregnancies
Lindy Vogel
May 7
I’m a Bipolar Mother of Six. Here’s What I Want You to Know About Being a Crazy Parent
I’m a Bipolar Mother of Six. Here’s What I Want You to Know About B...
It’s not what you think
Lindy Vogel
May 3
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