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Sweary Mommy

Sweary Mommy (n.)  — a publication of salty, unfiltered essays and listicles for parents, teachers, and caregivers. Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to pee free — of small children who insist on being in the godd@mn bathroom with us.

Note from the editor

If you say “fiddle dee dee” when you step on a LEGO, this is not the place for you.

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Editors

Lindy Vogel

Bitch-in-chief

16K followers

Salty bitch, mom of six. EIC at Sweary Mommy. Words in YourTango, Pregnant Chicken, Slackjaw, Human Parts, & Nameberry.

Salty bitch, mom of six. EIC at Sweary Mommy. Words in YourTango, Pregnant Chicken, Slackjaw, Human Parts, & Nameberry.

Abby Paradis

4.4K followers

Allowing my evolution to speak to your evolution using words as medium.

Allowing my evolution to speak to your evolution using words as medium.

Patrick Metzger

8.5K followers

Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***

Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***

Lily Hirsch

1K followers

Lily Hirsch is the author of Weird Al: Seriously and Taking Funny Music Seriously. Apparently, she likes to explain jokes. Ugh. On Instagram @lilyehirsch.

Lily Hirsch is the author of Weird Al: Seriously and Taking Funny Music Seriously. Apparently, she likes to explain jokes. Ugh. On Instagram @lilyehirsch.

Arpad Nagy

3.9K followers

2024 Shortlist Northwind Writing Award NF/Fiction. Owner-First Line Fiction. Editor @ The Memoirist, AoE, Book Cafe, Sweary Mommy, Short Place, Kitchen Tales.

2024 Shortlist Northwind Writing Award NF/Fiction. Owner-First Line Fiction. Editor @ The Memoirist, AoE, Book Cafe, Sweary Mommy, Short Place, Kitchen Tales.

Writers

Itamar Grunfeld, PhD

Neuroscientist and sourdough baker. Interested in how we can do better and ways that we can adapt to manage a changing world.

Neuroscientist and sourdough baker. Interested in how we can do better and ways that we can adapt to manage a changing world.

Her Ink Speaks

145 followers

Raising awareness on real social issues affecting youth in Mauritius—through an Islamic lens. Honest, thought-provoking writing that speaks to the heart.

Raising awareness on real social issues affecting youth in Mauritius—through an Islamic lens. Honest, thought-provoking writing that speaks to the heart.

Jill Ebstein

5.1K followers

I’m about dogs, our lovable and peculiar families, business, and writing in a wide lane, including fiction. I’m a positivity washer too. www.jillebstein.com

I’m about dogs, our lovable and peculiar families, business, and writing in a wide lane, including fiction. I’m a positivity washer too. www.jillebstein.com

Aurelia Bliss

13K followers

I write nonfiction, fiction, and kinda fiction. Humor, Science, History, and me. I was called "A beautiful diamond with sharp, pointy edges," and I liked it!

I write nonfiction, fiction, and kinda fiction. Humor, Science, History, and me. I was called "A beautiful diamond with sharp, pointy edges," and I liked it!

Zulie Rane

175K followers

Writer and cat mom. Opinions are my own. This is my just-for-fun profile! My official Medium profile is @Zulie_at_Medium.

Writer and cat mom. Opinions are my own. This is my just-for-fun profile! My official Medium profile is @Zulie_at_Medium.

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